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My Rant
Mike Hodge
(September 28, 1999)


THIS IS A TEST

IN THE CASE OF AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY
YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED OF WHERE
TO TUNE YOUR RADIO FOR THIS AREA

THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

HEY, DON'T GET SO TESTY WITH ME.
IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GOING ON
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING AND GETTING ME ALL PARANOID
ABOUT
DISASTERS,
FLOODS,
MILITIAMEN,
ORBITAL MIND CONTROL LASERS,
CLONE ARRANGERS AND THE
INTERNATIONAL COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY TO DEPRIVE ME OF MY MTV.

I WANT MY MTV

I WANT MY
PRE-MADE,
PRE-FAB,
PRE-ORDAINED,
PREVIEW
OF THE NEW FALL LINE UP.

GIVE ME CONVENIENCE OR GIVE ME DEATH.

ACTUALLY I DON'T WANT DEATH
BUT I WILL WHINE ABOUT IT
UNTIL I HAVE ALL 500 CABLE CHANNELS --
WITH BLOCKS ON 327 OF THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SHOW SMUT
THAT I DON'T WANT MY CHILDREN TO SEE

UNLESS IT'S PART OF THE NEWS

OR SOMETHING THEY WANT
AND ASK FOR
THE NEXT TIME WE ARE AT A VIDEO OR MUSIC STORE.

ANYWAY, I FORGOT THE POINT I WAS MAKING.

SO JUST DON'T GET TESTY WITH ME.

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